The time has come for Darkar to fight the powerful Albadhur! Ehm... is that a pink dress?

You lose.

You are trapped in Mushroom Kingdom and fighting to survive hordes of cute evil mushrooms.

Ahh...Snowboarding, the best thing that comes with winter.

World 2 of the Fancy Pants Adventure

Guide Mr Johnson to safety, for he is not in control of his extremities.